I have been a little under the weather the last couple days. Ahhh who am I kidding–I have felt like CRAP the last 24hrs. Not to mention the I have GOT to finish my Christmas projects (one you know about and the other I can’t talk about) this weekend.
Anyhow, I need to go be a good little elf–so here is a cute little piece that Aunt Lou sent me over email to give you a chuckle.–Love ya Pud 🙂
1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission.. Don’t Do It!
5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6)That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ .. that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8)Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU!
9)Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
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